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by 500 Megatons of Boogie

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Summertime 02:01
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This is the way we go to Mass We wake the dead while the rest are asleep We light the candles of virgin tallow We draw the pentagram in lambs blood Dagger in hand You crucifix has made its last stand Make the rite of the black Sabbath We’ll boil your water into steam Sip Satan’s tea and then we will scream Oh, what a joy it is. . . To see it all turn black The final spell has been cast You sold your soul, there’s no turning back Of all nights, none is more black The sentinel, he stands so tall The witch’s brew, it has a foul smell We roll the dice, triple six With two dice, what a neat trick His pitchfork has pierced the Host You’ll be the next to turn into toast Come forth and feel Lucifer’s prick
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Fell into the subcontinent Living on the edge of the Raj Served a tour under Lieutenant Brownstone Supplied by a Mr. Gujardee Fell out of the caste of the white man Chased the dragon from Lahore to Mandalay Held in the clink by the poobah Sweated my life out my third eye Mr. Gujardee he come to pay To set me free to be a slave With a debt to pay, a treasure to seek In the passes of Andra Pradesh To pluck the eye of the tiger
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Freebird 04:15
Well I’m poor, I ain’t got shit Been down for a while No, I ain’t regretting it I feel a pang, And It won’t go away Won’t feel the same After I get some country-style It’s just around the corner In a deserted alleyway Behind Church’s Fried Chicken Lies my Shangri-La I won’t be bothered by my lack of currency I’ll just hold my head high as I walk on by (Chorus) What’s the word? Have you heard? What’s the word? It makes a turd. What’s the word? Have you heard We got the freedird Now Johnny Todd, he works hard all day Laying bricks for the man, that job sure do pay So he brings change down, sees fifty people standing line He just holds his head high and he walks on by (Chorus) Got a sale, going fast, fifty-piece, dive right in Yesterday’s feast, hold your nose, or you might spew Crispy gold, salmonella, old mold Had some fun, good to see you, gotta run, diarrhea!
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You put a stake through a heart that’s sick Cut through the veins till the blood’s all bled But heed the words of Mr. Sixx You can always kick-start a heart that’s dead This is a heart without a soul This is a heart in complete control This is the heart of rock n’ roll
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Baby, why do you roadblock me? I walk through landmines on my hand and knee Won’t you give some kind of boost I want to get up in your roost I walk on mountains and part the sea But I’m wearing the wrong Nike’s I need some Jordans to get me higher I want to get next to your fire I need a stairway . . . to Heaven Well I’ve never been to Hell And I’m tired of throwing coins down your well I’ve had a good look at your heart And I’m ready for a fresh start Fall down a stairway . . . to Hell
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Beneath a moon turned red I hold a dying rose What soon will make us dead The threats we oppose Here comes the nuclear fear this is the comet’s year We walk through empty streets Glass beneath our feet Stock up your bags of rice Acquaint yourself with lice Here comes the six-winged best You’ll be the sacrifice We’re at the end of days So take my hand now love We’ll spring the garden anew Repopulate the earth We’ll dodge the bolts from above As we face the worst
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My Humps 06:33
We sail upon a sandy sea Our motto’s Timbuktu or bust I can barely see my hand in front of me And I’m choking and drowning on dust We drive our tent pegs in the sand The concubines, our promised land We treat our humps well, like kittens they purr Even loaded down with Frankincense and Myrrh My humps have carried Caliph and King Seen every dynasty, Medici to Ming I’ll get them through, no matter the cost I bow to the east and I sign the Cross I follow Mammon, I’ve no thirst for blood I steer clear of King Richard’s Crusade You fight your battles, drown in the mud I’ll sell my humps while you sell your blade So get your rumps, so get your rumps, Get your rumps on my humps

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released November 5, 2013

an Evil Money Production
recorded at Big Door Studios
Mastered at Enormous Door studio
engineered by Mike BBQ

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